I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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