youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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