return my video game
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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