This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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