Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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