I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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