im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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