I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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