i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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