: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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