there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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