I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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