therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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