awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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