**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
