Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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