i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Boobs speak an international language.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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