the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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