i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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