Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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