...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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