I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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