remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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