so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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