you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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