She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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