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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.

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  I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  They should make Jack Daniels chap stick

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• (310): View more from California

  I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.

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• (585): View more from New York

  just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?

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• (607): View more from New York

  he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs

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• (818): View more from California

  The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.

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