i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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