We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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