Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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