He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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