It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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