dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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