no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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