Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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