and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just found a bag of teeth...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Text me some of your sweat
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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