: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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