Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
