its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
