i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
why is half of my head shaved?
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