Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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