I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
