I cockslap morals
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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