Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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