do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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