She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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