i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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