I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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