can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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