Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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