what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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