the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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