Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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