The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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