HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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